NOT MY PICKS

They are not my desired Final Four, but that's just me. Well, ok, Rupert can stay.

Lex and Kathy committed murder-suicide after playing a credible game until Madness of the First Order overtook them. Lex, I love ya, but you've got a thing for doe-eyed vulnerable guys [Brandon, Boston Rob] that has affected your Survivor play. You got away with it in Africa, but you should have seen the cutthroat pirate heart in the Robfather. You played with your heart and it took your entire team out of the game.

Jenna, you may be dismissed. Only a Jenna win tonight will make me seethe. You ARE annoying.

Rob and Amber, I hope getting rid of Tom comes back to destroy you. Dumb, self-centered move. Perhaps you thought he was too likable to keep, but isn't everyone compared to you? I hope you face the Purple Rock of Doom and one of you loses. Teach you a lesson. If one of you win then I'll begrudgingly give you your props. You've played the game and if my players had not been such idiots you wouldn't be anywhere near Final Four.

Rupert! I want you to win because I loved you in Pearl Island. You forgot to pack your pirate playfulness this time around and you were a bit controlling and dumb concerning the shelter, but otherwise you found your strategy for this game.

So, let the game conclude. I have only one request, please everyone, get naked, multiple times, if possible tonight. Bathing for the finale must be involved. Whatever you do, don't sleep away from the tribe, say the tribe's name, sing a song, or wear an eyepatch. My Survivior Fantasy League standing depends on your nakedness tonight! Channel Winner # 1, Richard BareAss Hatch tonight!