RESOLUTIONS 2004 VERSION

In my most jaded tone, I offer up this year's plate of New Year Resolutions.

1.  Lose 50 pounds. This is my perpetual Resolutions Anchor; I'd probably lose all grounding if it is ever accomplished.

2.  Exercise 3 times a week....another golden oldie.

3.  Be kinder and more helpful to co-workers, family, friends, customer service reps, and the idiot asshat drivers I encounter every day.

4.  Read 1 book a month. Come on, how hard can this be?

5.  Have one fun vacation this year, preferrably in Vegas at an unofficial HamsterTimeCon (HTCon).

6.  LifeOFFhold.

7.  Stop being in denial about being lactose intolerant.

8.  Step away from the online shopping cart and put down the credit card...at least making these excursions less frequent and less expensive. [Say this mantra: I do not need a laptop, wifi connection, new desktop computer, couch, or DVD-burner....or...]

9.  Be patient and enjoy Honey; this is a journey!

10. Continue the de-clutter project with a vengeance.