It's official. Women like Cads for Sex and Dads for Mating.
I prefer the term Lover to Cad because it's more positive, with the emphasis on the heady time (pun intended) before our lover breaks our hearts and gets branded as 'that Cad'. In related news, last night Overgme gave tacit consent to be my lover when he told me in the HT chat, in front of Cap't Scurvy and everyone, that I could call him overg cuz all his lovers do. Therefore I am at least his implied lover. I'm running with it. But actually we're well-suited for each other. I require the separation of at least 3 states distance between myself and my lovers lest things get too hot causing unforseen natural disasters. Overg's one purpose is to evangelize humanity as to the divine nature of kitties. As a easy convert I must only accept his message and write about him constantly. Perfect. I'll do that! Of course the Day of the Cad will arrive, no doubt when a scampering ball of fur re-enters my life again. Then it will be over (sic) and my lover will become my cad. Let it be so. Comic Sans MS - 12 point AOL Journal is being difficult tonight so I'm coloring the new paragraph intros.
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